We’ve got a new Miss Universe. Yay? At least it’s fun to hear them answer questions. We broke King Tut. This is why we can’t have nice things. Marshawn Lynch is told not to grab his dick. Another teacher/student story comes out & it’s a total fantasy. We get inside Josh’s warped brain for way too long & his struggles w/ Assassin’s Creed. Plus so much more on today’s show!