The Wild Alaskan is an old crab boat in Alasaka which has (probably) gotten a lot crabbier since it became a floating strip club. A scientist in Italy has created a way to transplant heads. Keep your head; plop it on a new body! A super-hot English teacher tried to hide her sexy posing, but got caught. Now she’s in Hustler. Yay! Josh’s health is once again in question & it seems like Mayo is to blame. Doesn’t stop him from derailing everything again & so much more on today’s show!