We open today’s show w/ a breakthough you’re gonna need to hear to believe. Some ShowGrls need a little extra help to get there. That’s our fault; we get that. But is a Teddy bear what you want? There’s a new sex toy shaped like one. And what if your grandmother reviewed it? Some dude tries to ski behind his buddy’s minivan & everyone gets uptight about it. Randy Quaid is absolutely crazy, the Whale Voicemail & so much more on today’s show!