If you were a chubby kid, you fear getting chubby as an adult so maybe Soylent is for you. We need help tracking down this Cannoli-filled donut before someone hurts themselves. There’s a TMNT porno parody & we’re sorry for ruining your childhood. America, you’ve picked your favorite National restaurant chain & we’re not surprised. A discussion on things we like & things we don’t like when it comes to our waitresses. Plus, homework even Josh can handle, best friend face tattoos & so much more on today’s show!