We recall the gateway drug that is “Mr. Sketch” scented markers & Josh cannot understand how a California school keeps the bears & pedophiles away. Uncle Joey is the best at being an Uncle. Some dopes tried to find the Pope Lick Monster & one gets killed. What happens when you drink a bottle of “Weed Lube?” New BK Chicken Rings are out. Celebrity Minute, a new segment “News That’ll Upset Your Grandfather,” and so much more on today’s show!