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  • THINGS YOU LIKE

    A former Syracuse player “fell” off his boat & swam for hours to his buddy’s house, but none of it adds up. Wanna live longer, dudes? There’s a way — […]

  • MORE ABOUT YOU

    Selfies just prove that you’re a lunatic; especially if you’re a bro. A ShowGrl calls in to let us know she makes TMNT donuts at her Dunkin Donuts. We’re fans. […]

  • 0.075%

    Let’s get the dust off & figure out why Agent Carter matters. Apparently “Ant Man” is a big deal and we have no idea why. Luckily we start too understand […]

  • OH, BELTY

    We discover a belt that will resize itself as you sit, stand & get fatter. There’s a Santa Slasher loose on New Hampshire & we get it. Some quick upchuck […]

  • STOICISM

    First day back for us & we’re flipping over some new leafs. Hunter begins the practice of¬†Stoicism & not giving a damn. We have a new sponsor & it’s difficult […]