Who would need to buy a skateboard & machete on the same night? Josh is who. AJ finds our new favorite phrase, “Vagenda of Manicide.” If you won the lotto, I’m sure you’d get out of plenty of jams, but would you spend $12 Million bailing your stupid boyfriend out of prison? Some moron gets in a bathtub full of hot sauce & it goes horribly wrong. We finally figure out the “Dicks Out For Harambe” memes just in time for the Cincinnati Zoo to get off social media. Plus, your weekly Missed Connections, a painful place for a fish hook, getting old & more!
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