Tess is back & fresh off an all-night dancing binge. So she demonstrates how to do the polka! A kid sinks in to a coma & comes out being able to speak Spanish. There’s a whole bunch of things we probably do & we’re breaking the law. Josh has a theory that all our meals will soon be chip form. A dude writes an entire paper using autocorrect. We read some more 1-Star Reviews. Donnie Walburg breaks a record we didn’t even know existed. Celebrity Minute featuring our friend Pat Lucas. Plus, women have surpassed men when it comes to drinking, Airwolf & so much more on today’s show!