Guess what, Utica? Today is our day! The mayor named it Galaxy Communications Day so suck it. Fifty Shades finds its way in to a school via a kinky word search. We meet “Sir John” & his backwoods ways plus the hottest newscaster ever. We meet the people who wanna be sent to Mars & after hearing them speak, we won’t really be missing them here on Earth. Plus, Big Mike learns about Gerbil stuff, hates out flag & so much more on today’s show!