We are still in the shade of Regents week & Fat Brother had an anxiety attack over a test he was dreaming he had to take. Hunter opens up about a terrifying (& repressed) summer school memory w/ his Driver’s Ed instructor. We realize that ShowBros & ShowGrls are willing to travel great distances to get laid. Great news for your butt, fellas! No more poke needed! The escaped prisoners are probably not in Herkimer, but we try to claim they are. Joyce’s husband deserves a vacation #PoorLyle. We discover our new favorite news reporter ever, more on sleeping positions, blah blah blah on today’s show!