The morning starts w/ a terrible bathroom experience & two people wearing one scooter. Hunter went in for his MRI yesterday & he was so creeped out, he had to get a buzz on beforehand. Now, we wait to see if Jar Eddie emerges. A couple tries to come after McDonalds after they think their Minion is swearing. More fireworks incidents w/ one guy dying & two NFL stars messing up their hands. Syracuse is named the Spike Capital as we adapt a new drug. We hate the new bike lanes, a film about #WhiteProblems & more on today’s show!