We are shot out of a cannon first thing this morning because another Show Troll is tattling on us. Thankfully, we have Funky Town. We welcome the NCAA tournament to town & the students aren’t even leaving their hotels. We hear the absolute best pick-up line ever, courtesy of Dikembe Mutombo. The battle over your foreskin continues & now has its own Kickstarter. Fat Brother gets to the edge & gets drawn back in, Carsen is hearing voices & so much more on today’s show!